Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Our first attempt at using the transporter technology was only partially successful. We succeeded in transporting a delivery van to a spot on the opposite side of the globe. Unfortunately the coordinates didn't account for the fact that the planet is spinning at over 1000 mph at the equator and (just as importantly) that everything on the opposite side of the globe is upside down.

 

[Thomas II]

Waiter! I said "Surprise Duck", not "Surprise Truck!"

 

[Elixir]

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That's the last time I hire an Australian deliveryman.

That's a winner. And against some outstanding competition. Go for it Bomb20!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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"But you said, 'We should expand our business with a food truck'."

 

[Bomb#20]

That's a winner. And against some outstanding competition. Go for it Bomb20!

Thanks!

 

[jonatha]

How many marching band members does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[gmbteach]

That's a winner. And against some outstanding competition. Go for it Bomb20!

Thanks!

We have the capability! If we tower up enough - WE CAN REACH GOD! Join with me to reach the Almighty!

 

[Tigers!]

Next time the ball gets stuck up there hire a damn cherry picker!

 

[angelo]

Hey Lou! I can see your house from up here!

 

[ZiprHead]

That's a winner. And against some outstanding competition. Go for it Bomb20!

Thanks!

"Don't go into the liiight. Stay away from the liiight."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh shit... I hope God doesn't see this and start to worry again.

 

[RavenSky]

How many castellers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Bomb#20]

Next time the ball gets stuck up there hire a damn cherry picker!

Winner!

 

[Tigers!]

Try this for size

 

[gmbteach]

Try this for size
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"There were three in the bed,
and the little one said,
Fuck this, I am not into threesomes!"

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"There were three in the bed,
and the little one said,
Fuck this, I am not into threesomes!"

 

[angelo]

There he goes, flying off to spend the weekend with that floozy raven!

 

[RavenSky]

There he goes, flying off to spend the weekend with that floozy raven!

 

[gmbteach]

There he goes, flying off to spend the weekend with that floozy raven!

Something you aren't telling us RavenSky?

 

[angelo]

There he goes, flying off to spend the weekend with that floozy raven!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Where's Alfred Hitchcock when you need him?