Caption Contest

[Malintent]

"What do you mean we ran out of grout?!"

 

[Atheos]

Well funds for this office were provided by the federal government. So we figured, "Why go with convention and put in a bunch of desks and workstations?"

So we designed a floor that was nearly impossible to walk on without tripping. And we gave the place a super-secret high-tech look with no discernible rhyme or reason. When we go back for overrun adjustments the auditors will have no clue what they're looking at and just be intimidated into writing an even bigger check.

 

[DolphinDynasty]

It was at this time that Moses realized he never should have bet the Pharaoh he could do magic, cuz he was gonna need one helluva mop when it all came crashing back in.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, ZiprHead!

How about this one...

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Does anyone know what this actually is? (Both a quote and a serious question.)

or

The first humans to enter Rama.

 

[Atheos]

It's the inside of a liquefied natural gas cargo tank owned by Chevron.

 

[jonatha]

It's the inside of a liquefied natural gas cargo tank owned by Chevron.

Looks a lot like one of these.....

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Goddammit, Bob! That tile is off by a quarter of an inch. Now we have to start all over."

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I don't care how good the acoustics are, stop singing Grease.


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[Tinker Grey]

Well, Bob, nice as it is, there is no way Professor X will be able to get his chair in here.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Okay, we're ready for paint."

 

[Thomas II]

Tough one to judge because so many great ones, but this one made me laugh the most.

So WINNER is bilby!

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I don't know, do I. The guy is an evil genius. We wear the jumpsuits and the hard hats, we drive the Monorail, and we get shot by James Bond. That's the job we signed up for, so stop asking dumb questions.

 

[bilby]

Thanks TII!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks TII!

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I'm just the front man, THIS guy is the real president.

 

[DolphinDynasty]

Thanks TII!

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"Hey pretty lady, we need to hitch a ride. I've already planned out the country's debt increase that the talking heads told me will cost some kind of (t)chump change. I've told 'em, I said, I find their logic offensive, but then they told me we ran out of gas money."

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks TII!

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"Here, Honey. I've got your seat right here on my fist."

 

[bigfield]

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Climb in the back with the rest of the women. It's a little crowded in there, so don't worry if it feels like someone's groping you.

 

[angelo]

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Hey beautiful, want a lift !

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks TII!

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You're not pretty enough. Get lost.

I have to go back there to cast a valid vote?

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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Hey, Miss Piggy, get in the back and push.