Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

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"Why did I let that asshole tow me here?"

 

[Thomas II]

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Mr. Kramer, we might die now, but it was worth it. All the way here on a tank of gas, to the very last drop! I've never felt so alive!!!!

 

[Elixir]

Donald Trump was just sworn in as President of the United States, meanwhile in hell...

WINNER! Perfect.

 

[Thomas II]

Way past 24 hours...Next picture...

 

[ZiprHead]

Way past 24 hours...Next picture...

Area 52.

 

[jonatha]

I really don't think you *want* to meet our leader...

 

[angelo]

Excuse me, but would you know the way to the rocket launch?

 

[Tigers!]

When they sent him to Mars Bruce did not expect it to look so much like earth.

 

[ZiprHead]

Way past 24 hours...Next picture...

"Have you heard the wonderful news of our Lord Jesus?"

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Donald Trump's attempt at a second fake moon landing.

 

[Hickdive]

"Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly? Throw me a bone here!"

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

I really don't think you *want* to meet our leader...

Take it away, jonatha!

 

[jonatha]

 

[Elixir]

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"This was the biggest crowd ever to witness an inauguration. Period!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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Guy in front: Man, when will they be done taking pictures, I want to download more porn.

 

[ZiprHead]

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(Woman on left looking at camera) "Someone please help me get out of here!"

 

[Atheos]

So it turned out that Hell was much worse than Sam had ever imagined.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thank you for calling the Snopes hotline. What did Pres. Trump just say that you need checked?

 

[jonatha]

I award an extra 10 minutes for lunch to Atheos

 

[angelo]

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" Hey Cynthia, do you swallow when you give head?"