Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

WTF is this? All I asked you for is to make me a coffee machine grinder!

FIFY

 

[Atheos]

As you can see I kept my campaign promise to give her a little head.

 

[Tinker Grey]

I got her a lawn jockey.

 

[gmbteach]

I did not sleep with this woman.... yet!

 

[angelo]

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I grabbed her pussy and she didn't complain, see!

 

[Bomb#20]

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Pictured with a commissioned bust of President Obama, Trump proclaims, 'I love Negros' but can't keep from laughing.

 

[bilby]

As you can see I kept my campaign promise to give her a little head.

Winner!

 

[Atheos]

Next up...

 

[jonatha]

Next up...

I see your problem right here.... Your reds and whites are unbalanced....

 

[Thomas II]

Cover of Wino Mechanic Monthly...

 

[ZiprHead]

Cover of Wino Mechanic Monthly...

Lemmy's man cave

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Optimus Prime had seen better days.


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[Wiploc]

"There's a limit to what will pass for gasohol."

Or,

"That's not how injection systems really work."

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Optimus Prime had seen better days.


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I'm just imagining Optimus Prime finally transforming into a wino. All yours Jimmy Higgins!

 

[angelo]

Out of context.
"You think this is somthing? Come and see what 8 year old junior has done with the wife's washing machine!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wahoo!

 

[ZiprHead]

Wahoo!

"These people don't know it but I'm pooping in my pants right now."

 

[another1]

"Ask the brunette behind me why she's holding her sore cooter. These hands a huuuge."

 

[Elixir]

"Don't ask me why the guy behind me on my left why he's holding his crotch. Give me a moment to swallow... "