Caption Contest

[angelo]

Redneck family portrait.
"They're my daughter's tits, and I'll do what I like with them! "

 

[Atheos]

Sorry, I just gotta ax: Are they real?

 

[daws77]

This year's Campbells' Christmas card didn't make it onto many mantelpieces.

Winner!

 

[blastula]

Thanks, daws.

 

[none]

Thanks, daws.

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Which one of these is not like the other?

 

[daws77]

Thanks, daws.

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Which one of these is not like the other?

perp walk with the pope..

 

[Elixir]

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Despite considerable pressure and the enticing offer of huge bribes, the Pope was displeased, and not inclined to bless the polygamous arrangement...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Can you guess who farted?

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks, daws.

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Which one of these is not like the other?

Darn! You beat me to it.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I stayed celibate to do this?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh man, I can't believe I'm getting to meet Jesus. He's going to love me! I'm so going to heaven!

 

[ZiprHead]

"I am so going to be the white part of an oreo tonight." - Donny

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Goddammit. Ratzinger could have set fire to these assholes with his mind. Why didn't I get any evil magic powers when I became Pope?

 

[ZiprHead]

Out of contest: "Man, Godfather 4 really sucked." - Elaine Boosler

 

[gmbteach]

First America, now the Universe! God is on my side! The Pope told me so!

 

[Thomas II]

"Father, forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing."

 

[blastula]

Despite considerable pressure and the enticing offer of huge bribes, the Pope was displeased, and not inclined to bless the polygamous arrangement...

You're up, Elixir.

 

[angelo]

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Out of contest.
Pope: "Shit, he's offered a wife swap, and I don't have a wife!"

 

[Elixir]

You're up, Elixir.

Thank you Blastula,

 

[daws77]

You're up, Elixir.

Thank you Blastula,

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It's a wig! ...I knew I knew i!