Caption Contest

[none]

You're up, Elixir.

Thank you Blastula,

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I got hoes in different area codes

 

[jonatha]

Thank you Blastula,

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Thank you, Blastula.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Careful not to touch the face. It takes hours to scrub this stuff off.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey, keep up the good work and Vladimir says you can have a nice pair of earrings to go with this.

 

[gmbteach]

Can I have it in white gold instead? You can't see the yellow gold against my complexion.

 

[blastula]

"Thank you, your majesty King Tuna. I brought a gift too, it's in my pocket, this beautiful drawing of your great profiteer Mohammy. It's tremendous, just tremendous. My loyal staff tell me, and nobody has more loyal aides, believe me, and they tell me that you people will love the drawing, absolutely love it. I hear good things about Mohammy, I hope to meet him while I'm here, I know he would love to hear about the record crowd at my inauguration. Everyone was very impressed, never seen anything like it. Hey, there's Sheik Abdul over there, he works for my CIA, I bet you didn't know that. I have the best spies, trust me. Want to know a secret? Just ask. You're alright for a camel jockey..."

 

[angelo]

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Hurry up you f....g camel and goat fu...r!

 

[Elixir]

Can I have it in white gold instead? You can't see the yellow gold against my complexion.

gmbteach for the WIN! Honorable mention, Jimmy H.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Elixir,

Try this one:

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks Elixir,

Try this one:

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Oh the excitement!

 

[OLDMAN]

Pussy, box, fur mound, cunt, cunt, cunt....what else is there to say?

 

[Atheos]

In a surprising display of strategy, Odie managed to ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi and secure a tenuous truce with Garfield.

 

[Tinker Grey]

Something something Schrödinger

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks Elixir,

Try this one:

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Yeah,yeah,yeah, talking about me in the Internet...Hello! Privacy!...I swear, one of these days...

 

[daws77]

Thanks Elixir,

Try this one:

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Yeah,yeah,yeah, talking about me in the Internet...Hello! Privacy!...I swear, one of these days...

I have a suprise for the UPS driver.

 

[gmbteach]

In a surprising display of strategy, Odie managed to ship Nermal to Abu Dhabi and secure a tenuous truce with Garfield.

Winner! I love Garfield.

 

[Atheos]

Okay then, here's hoping you clowns can come up with something befitting this:

 

[none]

Okay then, here's hoping you clowns can come up with something befitting this:

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Come to Barnum & Bailey's, we got the best clowns

 

[Tinker Grey]

When is a bird not a bird?

 

[gmbteach]

Okay then, here's hoping you clowns can come up with something befitting this:

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I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!