Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Where's an atheist when you need them?

 

[Thomas II]

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Ulmer direction: "More chiaroscuro!...We need more chiaroscuro!..."

 

[Elixir]

Going with the A Team here - Angelo and Arnoldo tie. First to post!

 

[arnoldo]

 

[jonatha]

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Well the swan's not bad, and the cat is pretty convincing, but I think you got your thumb in the wrong place when you did the girl.

 

[angelo]

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No, no Felix! He wanted to see...........oh never mind!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"How many times have I told you? Don't listen to fake news!"

 

[Thomas II]

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Don't look at me like that. I just fed you!...

 

[Tigers!]

How many times have you been told "mice are friends not food"?

Just because you dragged that Great Dane home doesn't mean you can keep him.

That nice man is my boyfriend not your scratching post

 

[arnoldo]

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Well the swan's not bad, and the cat is pretty convincing, but I think you got your thumb in the wrong place when you did the girl.

Winner!!

 

[jonatha]

Thank you, thank you.

I am overwhelmed by work the next couple of weeks. I yield to the next worthy to post.

 

[arnoldo]

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No, no Felix! He wanted to see...........oh never mind!

Next worthy!

 

[angelo]

Ok dorky. Try this one.

 

[Thomas II]

Asked Angelo to change the picture to a non photoshopped...

It shouldn't take long now...

 

[Elixir]

Asked Angelo to change the picture to a non photoshopped...

It shouldn't take long now...

Here - I un-shopped it for you.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey you! Ya, you - the asshole!

What the fuck did you do with my goddamned baboon?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I had a peppermint lozenge here somewhere."

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I'm not Doctor Who. I'm Doctor Whaaaaaaaa..."

 

[Thomas II]

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Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?

 

[Bomb#20]

Asked Angelo to change the picture to a non photoshopped...

It shouldn't take long now...

Here - I un-shopped it for you.

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What's with the gray line about 2mm wide running along the border between the background and the left side of the person? This version has to be photoshopped too.