They should probably have taken away her pizza truck driving privileges a few birthdays ago..?
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They should probably have taken away her pizza truck driving privileges a few birthdays ago..?
arnoldo
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After getting shocked this helps me to relax, ok?
After getting shocked this helps me to relax, ok?
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" Okay doc, you told me to give up the fags, I'm already down to two packs a day now!"
" Okay doc, you told me to give up the fags, I'm already down to two packs a day now!"
Banana, banahna....
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That one made me laugh. It's the winner.
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The Ham!...Hamming it up in space!...Hamerino in his biopack!!...The Hamster!...
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When my husband brought the baby capsule he thought it did not come with a baby.
No, it's not a case of affirmative action. This is simply a result of decades worth of underfunding education, so we at NASA felt that the chimp was the most qualified of all the candidates who applied.
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Winner!!
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OUT OF CONTEST
My niece arrived home from the hospital with this belted in the back seat of her car. I'll be a monkey's uncle.
My niece arrived home from the hospital with this belted in the back seat of her car. I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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12 hour rule...
OK, let's use one that's been in the news a lot:
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Jeff may be able to open his mouth wider but you'll notice Sam's teeth won't drag as much. Just an observation, do with it what you will.