Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Zip!

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"And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone..."

From "Rocket Man", by Elton John

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Thanks, Zip!

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We may not be able to afford buildings in North Korea, but at least I can get a ginormous chubby watching rockets getting off from my office.

 

[sharon45]

Mmm, red smoke remind me of illegal hunk of cherry pie...

 

[ZiprHead]

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"This'll show Tiny Handser."

 

[sharon45]

"Bah, people dare think beyond my backside. Speculate immense leader not achieve both diamond chopsticks in dog. Ha-ha, I verbalize best to them, 'Joke on you, suckers! I always eat with trowel!'"

 

[none]

Thanks, Zip!

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well that's one less missile I gotta worry about

 

[sharon45]

"Lovely rocket go boom, bad people go bang, and then I need servants to change my undergarment!"

 

[angelo]

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Shite, that rocket looks like my head!

 

[sharon45]

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Kim Jong-un does one better on Sean Spicer by pushing his desk everywhere.

 

[sharon45]

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"Ugh, it is so hard to get any work done here with all of these goddamn rockets going off!"

 

[Thomas II]

Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

"Thus, the dotard is so batty-fanged that I take the egg."

 

[Tinker Grey]

All your base are belong to us.

 

[sharon45]

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"Hey, what's all of this rocket with that racket? He-he, I formulate a funny!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Well, that blew my hair back."

 

[sharon45]

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"Yeah, baby, mammothly choke on that, erectile malfunction!"

 

[sharon45]

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"Blessed be me, children, 'cause I got honey drippin' season tickets to the home run for my funeral!"

 

[blastula]

Winner.

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"Ugh, it is so hard to get any work done here with all of these goddamn rockets going off!"

 

[sharon45]

Thanks, blastula.

Let's continue with another leader:

 

[Thomas II]

Clooney for President 2020