Caption Contest

[jonatha]

"It's not *my* fault that this turns out to be the most efficient shape for a flotation device...."

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank you, Tigers!

"Damn, I've got some pretty severe chafing."

"Dude, lube is your friend."

 

[angelo]

The doll one has when one can't afford a real one,

Or....... Hugh Hefner left me his doll in his will.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

'Yeah, I've got them also! C'mon, think, what have we done lately that could possibly give us vinyl crabs?"

 

[Thomas II]

ZiprHead and Kilgore Trout win this one!

First to post takes it away!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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That's right folks! If the Dow goes up 175 points my esteemed colleague here will take off her top. If the Dow goes up 200, there goes the bra!

 

[gmbteach]

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A tribute to Hugh Hefner.

 

[jonatha]

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Job audition

 

[none]

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it looks like melons are trading well

 

[Thomas II]

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, there really IS a God!

 

[blastula]

By the way, Jerry, they're real and they're spectacular.

 

[bilby]

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So with just twenty seven seconds before the markets close, were asking "Will today be a boom, or a bust?"

 

[angelo]

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There you have it folks. My beautiful colleague's tits are real!

 

[ZiprHead]

By the way, Jerry, they're real and they're spectacular.

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So with just twenty seven seconds before the markets close, were asking "Will today be a boom, or a bust?"

Two winners. First to post...

 

[Tinker Grey]

Late entry: Goldman's Sachs

 

[blastula]

Thanks, Zip!

 

[bilby]

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Maybe now that dotard will stop calling me "Froot loops".

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Zip!

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Take that, you useless bit of water!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Excellent. The delivery system is operational. Now, export them to Mexico so that they can strap illegal immigrants to them and fire them over the wall into America.