Caption Contest

[Elixir]

"Yeah, I have a hard time growing a mustache too..."

 

[blastula]

"And so George, I really owe it all to my Kenyan birth mother for planting that newspaper birth notice in Hawaii. Allahu Akbar, my man."

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Thanks, blastula.

Let's continue with another leader:

"Let's see, George Obama. Mr. George Obama. How about Mrs. George Hussein Obama? Or maybe...Or maybe nothing! He's too good for me!"

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, blastula.

Let's continue with another leader:

"My finger smells like Michelle."

 

[gmbteach]

George Clooney, being the only actor worthy of the role, had been chosen to portray Obama and so studied him at great length!

 

[sharon45]

And the winner goes to Kilgore Trout!

"Let's see, George Obama. Mr. George Obama. How about Mrs. George Hussein Obama? Or maybe...Or maybe nothing! He's too good for me!"

What a great actor to be able to have all of that emotion inside, yet seem so calm outside.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Thanks, sharon45.

Now for something ripped from today's headlines.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

"Now if I miss, that will be the real catastrophe."

 

[Elixir]

"Let them eat... toilet paper!"

 

[sharon45]

"Here, kids, you can dry your obvious tears of joy with these."

 

[sharon45]

"Whoa, by aiming this right, I can take out a few of these picture wrangling SOBs!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"If I knock down three Puerto Ricans I get a stuffed bunny!"

 

[none]

Thanks, sharon45.

Now for something ripped from today's headlines.

photoshop, his hands aren't that big and neither is toilet paper

 

[sharon45]

"Come on, somebody better quickly catch these feminine napkins or whatever before I have to sadly turn in my highly coveted machismo card!"

 

[gmbteach]

"If I knock down three Puerto Ricans I get a stuffed bunny!"

I would have said,


"here send this to Puerto Rico to help them clean up, with my thanks."

 

[Thomas II]

Nothing but net! And the crowd goes wild!!!(Waaaaaaaaaaaaah...)

 

[sharon45]

"Listen, as Two Corinthians, chapter one, verse five through seven declares: 'For as the sufferings of Christ abound in us, so our consolation also aboundeth by Christ. And whether we be afflicted, it is for your consolation and salvation, which is effectual in the enduring of the same sufferings which we also suffer: or whether we be comforted, it is for your consolation and salvation. And our hope of you is stedfast, knowing, that as ye are partakers of the sufferings, so shall ye be also of the consolation.' Uh, er, so, in other words, just freakin' lump it, ye rodents!"

 

[blastula]

"Heck of a job, Brawny."

(stolen from john dingell)

 

[angelo]

" Here you mf Democrats. Dry your loser eyes with this!"

 

[Tigers!]

the mother of all suppositories