Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Because of your absolutely terrible debt and incompetence, here's the federal government's contribution to hurricane relief. Be sure to let everyone know how awesome and helpful I've been here.

 

[sharon45]

"God, I wish my old paperboy route was easy like this here! First of all, I would have saved a lot of my marvelous time, but most importantly, I would not have had to forcibly gag down that repugnant survey of everyone's utterly shameful excuse for a house!"

 

[sharon45]

"Believe me, the government procured these at a two for one discount, but is only charging Puerto Ricans the going rate, so you can firmly rest assured that we are not price gouging."

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Elixir is the winner...

"Let them eat... toilet paper!"

 

[Elixir]

Thank you, thank you very much. Try this:

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank you, thank you very much. Try this:

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The goat tree harvest in Spain is about to begin.

 

[Thomas II]

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I see your partridge in a pear tree, and I raise you 13 goats in an Argan tree...

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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Goats in a Tree.

 

[Wiploc]

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The Goats Who Stare at Men

 

[Atheos]

This is what happens when you have goat-nasal congestion and you sneeze near a cedar tree.

 

[Thomas II]

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The Goats Who Stare at Men

"The Goats Must Be Crazy"

 

[sharon45]

If you plant it, Capra aegagrus hircus will come.

 

[jonatha]

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Gandalf's first attempt at conjuring flaming pinecones had some unfortunate side effects

 

[sharon45]

"Aw, I know you guys got really bored playing King of the Mountain, yet this new game is essentially the same damn thing. Come on, I say that we pretend to be Congress, and start seriously butting heads!"

 

[sharon45]

The Last Tree with Goats on the Left.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Are we ripe yet?"

 

[sharon45]

"Watch it, boys, that monstrous tarantula still hasn't gone back to its den yet!"

 

[none]

Thank you, thank you very much. Try this:

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herds of turds

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The mutation allowing goats to climb trees turned out to be an evolutionary dead end without the corresponding ability to get back down.

 

[sharon45]

"Whoa, honey, you are way hotter than any sort of ritualized standing or kneeling during the National Anthem, so let's just do it like rabid humans under these stinking bleachers!"