angelo
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Bozo finally unmasked.
Murder at number 10.
No you idiot, i said turn left!
Murder at number 10.
No you idiot, i said turn left!
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By the way, it's not necessary to caption each one of the pictures...Just adding options for the weekend. 
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The circus has come to town.
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Late entries....
Once they allowed transgender people into the restrooms, we all kinda knew that clowns would have to be next.
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I can't believe we roll out the red carpet and have a police presence just for Theresa May's damn cat.
Next time I try to break the record for imitating a statue, I'll have to remember that wearing mittens apparently doesn't protect you from getting pigeon crap all over your face.
Once they allowed transgender people into the restrooms, we all kinda knew that clowns would have to be next.
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I can't believe we roll out the red carpet and have a police presence just for Theresa May's damn cat.
Next time I try to break the record for imitating a statue, I'll have to remember that wearing mittens apparently doesn't protect you from getting pigeon crap all over your face.
gmbteach
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Thanks. Seemed obvious to me. Try this one!
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It's important to have a breath test station here in case anyone is driving drunk. That's because drunk drivers are far more likely to run off the road and cause injury or property damage.
Thomas II
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"I'm going to do a terrific job today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!..."
Kilgore Trout
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Sure, the captain is mad at me now, but he'll change his tune when this freeway is completed in 2021. I'm going to be in a prime position to get those speeders!
Sure, the captain is mad at me now, but he'll change his tune when this freeway is completed in 2021. I'm going to be in a prime position to get those speeders!
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"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy..."
From "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handey
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy..."
From "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handey
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Privatized police force in Libertarian paradise.
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Thanks, gmbteach
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Thanks, gmbteach
ah, pornhub
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Listen, I'm on the donkey, and I'm losing you...If we get disconnected, I'll call you when I get to the hut...
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Solar panel is working a treat during the day. It's the night time that sucks.
OK, I don't see a Bennigans anywhere around here. Apple Maps sucks. I should use Google next time.