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Turns out the solar panel was enough to drive the burro, or the cell phone, but not both.
 
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"Looks like the rocket in your anus is green for GO. Hold on, Pedro. We're gonna be outta here and we're never coming back."
 
Calling it early for Jonatha: "Trump University has closed, but Trump Driving School is still going strong.... "
WINNER! :)
 
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Harvey drove that bus with the care and motivation of an old pro about to retire.
Every day he saw the same cyclist stroll down the road like he didn't have a care in the world, and every day Harvey drove behind at a safe distance, patiently...
But today Harvey was about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination where brakes did not matter and a cyclist was the only one barrier between Harvey and the Twilight Zone!...
 
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Harvey drove that bus with the care and motivation of an old pro about to retire.
Every day he saw the same cyclist stroll down the road like he didn't have a care in the world, and every day Harvey drove behind at a safe distance, patiently...
But today Harvey was about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination where brakes did not matter and a cyclist was the only one barrier between Harvey and the Twilight Zone!...

Too soon. Hurricane Harvey was only months ago.
 
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Donny drove that bus with the care and motivation of an old pro about to retire.
Every day he saw the same cyclist stroll down the road like he didn't have a care in the world, and every day Donny drove behind at a safe distance, patiently...
But today Donny was about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination where brakes did not matter and a cyclist was the only one barrier between Donny and the Twilight Zone!...

Too soon. Hurricane Harvey was only months ago.

Did not even think about a hurricane when I was thinking about the bus driver's name...Hmm... Change it to "Ralph"...

There FIFY.

Wait, Ralphie May died recently. Too soon. Let's change it to "Donny"...
 
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