Caption Contest

[Kilgore Trout]

Thanks Wiploc!

How about...



Or...

 

[Thomas II]

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Ok, but I want the plates to say "RELAX"...

 

[angelo]

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Does it come with a hot sexy nun?

 

[Tigers!]

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Can't wait to see him carry her over the threshold.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks Wiploc!





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Earth to heaven in how many seconds?

Does it come in blood-red?

 

[Jayjay]

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Take the keys, I'm too drunk to drive.

 

[arnoldo]

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North Korea escape route.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While people were naturally sad about Bill jumping off the cliff to his death, that was tempered by their excitement about how he managed to get such a nice photograph for the happy couple on the way down.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

While people were naturally sad about Bill jumping off the cliff to his death, that was tempered by their excitement about how he managed to get such a nice photograph for the happy couple on the way down.

Tom Sawyer is the winner!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Jayjay]

Before settling for glasses, Superman tried a few other disguises.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

"For a limited time only, I'm offering free mustache rides to every lady I save from certain doom!"

 

[angelo]

It's a super moustache, nothing on this planet shaves it.

 

[Thomas II]

We're sorry, Superman, but due to cultural changes, we've discontinued the telephone and the photo booth, so you're gonna have to find another place to change. Dismissed!

 

[ZiprHead]

"No, I'm not Superman. I'm his uncle, Supermensch."

 

[Kilgore Trout]

"Oh, Christ... I just released a super-silent but super-deadly!"

 

[Jayjay]

I thought you said "mustache league".

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Before settling for glasses, Superman tried a few other disguises.

Winner!

Take it away, Jayjay

 

[Jayjay]

 

[Tinker Grey]

Pumpkin-head jug band.