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Never ask a creationist to explain the fossil record without consulting your lawyer first; you may be liable for the resulting medical bill.
Never ask a creationist to explain the fossil record without consulting your lawyer first; you may be liable for the resulting medical bill.
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WINNER! Take it, jonatha!
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Next picture then...Weekend double Choice!
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(Out of contest)
Magnus Barfod, in the year 1102, undertook the general conquest
of the kingdoms of Ireland; it is said that on the eve of his death
he received this greeting from Muirchertach, king in Dublin:
"May gold and the storm fight along with you in your armies,
Magnus Barfod.
Tomorrow, in the fields of my kingdom, may you have a
happy battle.
May your kingly hands be terrible in weaving the sword stuff.
May those opposing your sword become meat for the red swan.
May your many gods glut you with glory, may they glut you
with blood.
Victorious may you be in the dawn, king who tread on Ireland.
Of your many days may none shine bright as tomorrow.
Because that day will be the last. I swear it to you,
King Magnus.
For before its light is blotted, I shall vanquish you and blot
you out, Magnus Barfod."
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New from Moen... The Purrfect faucet. Simply pull on the cat's tail and water comes out of its ass.
As you can see from this meeting of the super-secret Peter Rabbit Society, when Crazy Joey imitated a rabbit by putting his hands like that, the laughs came loud and long!
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased that I'm lying against you?