Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Cowboys die with their boots on, old rockers with their guitars in their hands.

 

[bilby]

"Despite the earlier administration of sedative, the patient seems fretful and highly strung..."

 

[bilby]

If I ever need to go on life support, I just want to be unplugged.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Having a qualified medical team tune your surgically-attached guitar is the only pre-existing condition covered under the latest version of TrumpCare. #sad!

 

[arnoldo]

This here song is called "Don't Fear the Reaper"

 

[angelo]

[QUOT

This here song is called "Don't Fear the Reaper"
While my guitar slowly weeps.

 

[Thomas II]

Elixir WINS!

Keith Richards' Farewell Tour kicks off!

Take it away,E.!

 

[Elixir]

Elixir WINS!

Keith Richards' Farewell Tour kicks off!

Take it away,E.!

Thank you!

 

[Tinker Grey]

Dude! My balls!

 

[Thomas II]

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Dude, where's my car?

 

[gmbteach]

Elixir WINS!



Take it away,E.!

Thank you!

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Holy crap on a cracker, that is going to be one massive frog!

 

[Elixir]

Holy crap on a cracker, that is going to be one massive frog!

WINNER!
All yours, Gaynor.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks E!

 

[jonatha]

Thanks E!

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Turn the damn page already!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"A pony tail in 2017? You know I'm going to crap on it, don't you?"

 

[arnoldo]

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Do Androids dream of electric pigeons?

 

[angelo]

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It started as a pimple on my foot!

 

[Atheos]

Spock hadn't expected his foray into Hindu Samsara beliefs to result in his reincarnation as a pigeon. But he made the best of it, using the Vulcan Mind Meld to gain control of a human host and retire to an island in the Philippines.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And Kevin Nash tore his quad... again.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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Now that they took away my statue of Jefferson Davis, the only thing left for me to land on is burnt-out pot-heads who fall asleep in the sun!