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- Thread starter Thomas II
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Fucking hell. I spent five hours setting up that goddamned swing set and not a single one of them is using it.
Atheos
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After the divorce Papa Bear kept trying to win the kids over with gratuitous presents. First a swing set, then the pool. He didn't know it was unwise to come between a Mama Bear and her cubs.
And Elixir's "Welcome to the Cub Scouts Jamboree" takes it.
Your turn --
Rob
Your turn --
Rob
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Thomas II
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Yak!Testicles!
Hermit
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My gym instructor needs a hearing aid. I wanted big muscles. He gave me this huge mollusc.
My gym instructor needs a hearing aid. I wanted big muscles. He gave me this huge mollusc.
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I keep my memoirs in what I call my Dick Diary. The rubber band is there to remind me to always practice safe diarising.
I keep my memoirs in what I call my Dick Diary. The rubber band is there to remind me to always practice safe diarising.
fromderinside
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If you look carefully you'll note the rubber band is 16 years old according to the rings on the fake bread.
If you look carefully you'll note the rubber band is 16 years old according to the rings on the fake bread.
Atheos
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... and you get the creamy sauce to top the muffin from the root. It just comes out the tip after a few strokes.
fromderinside
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Woodie! Your choice.
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Hey, can you a guy out. Trying to find my Pro-Flite, has a red 3 on it. Shanked it on the fourth hole tee and the queue for the hole is really starting to back up.
I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!
Hey, can you a guy out. Trying to find my Pro-Flite, has a red 3 on it. Shanked it on the fourth hole tee and the queue for the hole is really starting to back up.
I'll be with you in a minute, Mr. Peabody!
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Eww... god! How can you even want to eat that? I mean, sure, I'd love to sink my teeth into that Rhode Island Dong Clam sandwich, but that spring roll looks like crap!
Elixir
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WINNER! It all you, Zipr.
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Don't knock it until you've tried it!
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Try this one.
Thomas II
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