Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

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The croc from Ipanema goes walking...

 

[angelo]

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We don't discriminate here at this golf course. Even reptiles can play here.

 

[jonatha]

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I'll teach you to drive your fucking cart onto the green...

 

[Atheos]

Yeah, I don't care how valuable tee times are around here. I say we let him play through.

 

[Mediancat]

Yeah, I don't care how valuable tee times are around here. I say we let him play through.

Atheos wins.

Go for it!

Rob

 

[Atheos]

Next picture then...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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I always keep my toilet frozen like this. It's the only way to keep my dog from drinking out of the bowl.

 

[Mediancat]

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"Everyone laughed at me when I decided to go into plumbing," the Human Torch said. "Well, who's laughing now?"

Rob

 

[blastula]

"Eh, sorry, my bad."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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You know, I thought marrying a superhero would turn my life into a fairytale, but it turns out that my husband Iceman is just one more lazy bastard who half-asses chores around the house.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"No, Larry. That's not how penguins go to the bathroom."

 

[Hermit]

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Proof that it took hours for the Titanic to sink

 

[Thomas II]

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ELSA?!!!

 

[Speakpigeon]

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Proof that it took hours for the Titanic to sink

No, proof that the iceberg that sank the Titanic somehow found a passage in through the toilets first.
EB

 

[angelo]

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Giovanni, I tolda ya a hundrad times to fixa da heating!

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Several really good ones but I'm going with Mediancat's response.

 

[Mediancat]

Thanks, and here you go!



Rob

 

[Elixir]

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Welcome to the Cub Scouts Jamboree!

 

[Hermit]

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All that ice, and still barely cold enough.

 

[ZiprHead]

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(Looking out the window) "Honey, weren't the kids out there just a few minutes ago?"