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Atheos
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WINNER!
Hermit wins with his fugitive pig.
Hermit wins with his fugitive pig.
Hermit
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Fangs, Atheos.
Atheos
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I don't care how quickly he can rebuild a tranny. I catch him working under another car without jack stands and he's fired.
angelo
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I'm sorry to report that your thingamajig and your whatnot both need replacing but since I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a 10% discount on the price of $5.000!
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"Yup, looks like your franistan valve is bad and you're low on muffler fluid."
"Yup, looks like your franistan valve is bad and you're low on muffler fluid."
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The razor scooter jump event didn't catch on at this year's X-Games.
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(gruffy voice) Ah, here's the problem, some god damned raccoon chewed through your brake lines. I'm gonna need to go back to my shop for parts.
(gruffy voice) Ah, here's the problem, some god damned raccoon chewed through your brake lines. I'm gonna need to go back to my shop for parts.
OK, I see the issue. You've just got yourself a loose connection here. I'll fix it in about three million years when I develop opposable thumbs and can pick up the wrench.
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Well, here's your problem! You got a mouse nest! Don't worry, I see this kind of thing all the time...
Well, here's your problem! You got a mouse nest! Don't worry, I see this kind of thing all the time...
Hermit
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I don't care how quickly he can rebuild a tranny. I catch him working under another car without jack stands and he's fired.
Back to you, Atheos.
Atheos
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ruby sparks
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"Sorry mr Atheos, no, it's not big enough for you to be a grid boy".
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Jimmy Higgins
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No, I don't see any illegals under there. He's clean, you can go on with your day sir.
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The report said he had a lethal weapon. Looks like nothing more than a pea shooter to me.
ruby sparks
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I have to say though, in that situation, I would have made bloody sure my pal deleted the pic from his phone.