Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

These are the rules:

Caption Contest
Make up the best caption!

Here's the rules [amended Jan. 12, 2009 - Stacey Melissa, Humor Mod]:

1) Winner posts a non-edited photograph (i.e., no Photoshops, paintings, or drawings). No NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

2) Everyone else comes up with a caption for that picture.

3) After five people have posted captions OR 6 hours have gone by without a new caption being posted, the winner may be declared. If no winner is declared within a reasonable time (generally 24 hours after the picture was posted, and captioning activity is absent), someone else may hijack the thread and post a new picture.

4) Please put "Winner" in your post title and identify the winner clearly.

5) If the declared winner doesn't post a picture within a reasonable time (generally no more than 12 hours), someone else may hijack the thread and post a new picture.

6) See #1.

But if Gaynor needs more time we give her more time happily.

Nah! I posted my caption. And it’s now time for my weary old bones to snuggle up to hubby and start snoring! Catch ya on the flip side!

And a good caption it is!

 

[gmbteach]

These are the rules:

Caption Contest
Make up the best caption!

Here's the rules [amended Jan. 12, 2009 - Stacey Melissa, Humor Mod]:

1) Winner posts a non-edited photograph (i.e., no Photoshops, paintings, or drawings). No NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

2) Everyone else comes up with a caption for that picture.

3) After five people have posted captions OR 6 hours have gone by without a new caption being posted, the winner may be declared. If no winner is declared within a reasonable time (generally 24 hours after the picture was posted, and captioning activity is absent), someone else may hijack the thread and post a new picture.

4) Please put "Winner" in your post title and identify the winner clearly.

5) If the declared winner doesn't post a picture within a reasonable time (generally no more than 12 hours), someone else may hijack the thread and post a new picture.

6) See #1.

But if Gaynor needs more time we give her more time happily.

Nah! I posted my caption. And it’s now time for my weary old bones to snuggle up to hubby and start snoring! Catch ya on the flip side!

And a good caption it is!

Aww thanks! But is it a winner?

 

[ruby sparks]

"Under other circumstances this would be awesome, but right now I'm really just looking for a frog."

Rob

As ever, several good chucklers, but I'm awarding the golden chalice to this one this time around.

Winner.

 

[humbleman]

"Under other circumstances this would be awesome, but right now I'm really just looking for a frog."

Rob

As ever, several good chucklers, but I'm awarding the golden chalice to this one this time around.

Winner.

So, there is a winner already... good... because I heard the dude came with that jar to break it on that girl's head... I saw the second picture...

 

[Mediancat]

Thanks, and here you go!



Rob

 

[ZiprHead]

We could pay someone to clean this up, or we could just call a fraternity and get it done for free.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Shouldn't have ordered the brontosaurus ribs.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Hmmm. Looks like I shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque."

 

[Veritass]

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Dillly Dilly!

 

[Jason the Rationalist]

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"Stuffed crust, pepperoni, rocket, mozzarella, parmesan...it'll be here in 45 minutes, great...how will you recognise my lorry? Um.....hmmm....ok, oh you know those reflective red and white safety strips, got two of those beauties"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

This here is Coors territory, boy. Y’all come back, it’ll be more than your truck that gets a beating.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

John: Drove by a truck accident today on the highway.
George: Yeah I heard it was a beer truck, cans of beer were everywhere.
John: Naw. It was just carrying Bud Light.
George: Oh.

 

[Atheos]

The boys in shipping didn't consider the consequences of putting all the Bud Light on one side and the new "Bud Heavy" on the other.

 

[bilby]

Eyewitnesses say the crash happened when somebody ran a light.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

[David Attenborough]...the truck lays to it side and releases the cans in her nest, where her mate will come and fertilize them. While a truck is capable of laying thousands of cans at a single time, likely only a dozen at most will make it to adulthood.[/David Attenborough]

 

[humbleman]

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-Hey boss...hi... I had a very minor... ah... fender-bender today in an unreasonably narrow fast to drive two lane... but what a powerful life lesson!... but don't worry I everything handle I already spoke to a Allstate agent and gave me a note of an accident forgiveness which is so small on you guys part like the fact that...

-You are fired!

-Ok, now you can hire someone else...

 

[angelo]

No officer, I never saw it coming!

 

[arnoldo]

100 cans of beer on the road, 100 cans of beer, you pick one up. . .

 

[Mediancat]

A lot of good ones this time around, but I'm calling it a tie between:

Atheos' "The boys in shipping didn't consider the consequences of putting all the Bud Light on one side and the new "Bud Heavy" on the other."

and

Jimmy Higgins' "[David Attenborough]...the truck lays to it side and releases the cans in her nest, where her mate will come and fertilize them. While a truck is capable of laying thousands of cans at a single time, likely only a dozen at most will make it to adulthood.[/David Attenborough]."

Whoever gets here first, have at it.

Rob

 

[gmbteach]

No use crying over spilled beer.