Caption Contest

[Mediancat]

Geraldo Rivera couldn't find anything in Al Capone's Vault, he couldn't find El Chapo, since he was working for Fox he clearly couldn't find a decent job, and he lost his credibility years ago; it's a wonder he doesn't get lost going to the bathroom.

Rob

 

[blastula]

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[angelo]

The hunt for the Chicago rapist continues as identification is near impossible to discern.

 

[Atheos]

El Chapo could barely conceal a grin. "Sometimes," he thought to himself, "It really is best to hide in plain sight. This Geraldo Rivera disguise is muy bueno."

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Tangent

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Kryten isn't equipped to be a rapist, he doesn't have the groinal attachment.

 

[angelo]

I'm sure it's been more than 24 hours.
Ima taking over thisa racket see!

 

[ZiprHead]

Angelo wins it and can take over.

 

[Thomas II]

Try thisa racket!

 

[Thomas II]

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"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." - George Carlin

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Do you see a good chimpanzee with a gun to deal with me? Me neither. I guess you're fucked, mate."

 

[Atheos]

Say "What" again, motherfucker. Say "What" one more god damn time!

 

[Thomas II]

24 hours...The WINNER is Atheos!

Say "What" again, motherfucker. Say "What" one more god damn time!

All yours!

 

[Atheos]

Thanks! Let's see what captions this one conjures up!

 

[Hermit]

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Hotly pursued, the scooter crashed, then escaped on foot. Police are looking for a medium sized pig.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks! Let's see what captions this one conjures up!

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It’s better than my initials and the date!

 

[angelo]

24 hours...The WINNER is Atheos!

Say "What" again, motherfucker. Say "What" one more god damn time!

All yours!

My pick as well!

 

[angelo]

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Police are on the lookout for a three legged pig.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Let's see what captions this one conjures up!

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[ZiprHead]

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[Wiploc]

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"I love kids in the abstract ..."