Atheos
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World Soccer's new prototype rule that a player shown a red penalty card can remain in the game if he "kisses and makes up" has engendered some unexpected results.
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World Soccer's new prototype rule that a player shown a red penalty card can remain in the game if he "kisses and makes up" has engendered some unexpected results.
Wiploc
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"What was the middle part?"
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"Taking a knee" during the anthem had become accepted, so ...
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"What was the middle part?"
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"Taking a knee" during the anthem had become accepted, so ...
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Paul to Ally: "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
Ally to Paul: "You had me at "Listen"!
Now, THAT is what I call motivation. Get your pretty ass back out on the field and I'll stop the next shot they make on goal, too.
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Both were carded off for blatant hand balls.
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World Soccer's new prototype rule that a player shown a red penalty card can remain in the game if he "kisses and makes up" has engendered some unexpected results.
Winner!
Close second.
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Wiploc
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Still, it's less chaotic than getting out of the car and walking across the parking lot into the White House.
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Did you call me a "baboon"? Are you saying I'm funny? Are you saying that I amuse you? That you think it's my job to make you laugh?
Spellchecker in the GPS strikes again, looking for the Blue Moon Reserve and ended up with the Baboon Preserve.
Spellchecker in the GPS strikes again, looking for the Blue Moon Reserve and ended up with the Baboon Preserve.
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Oh,my gawd! Not my vibrator!!! That fucking monkey is playing with my vibrator!!!
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I told you guys this was the place to get new clothes.
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WINNER!
Thomas II's "Vibrator" humor wins this round.
Thomas II's "Vibrator" humor wins this round.
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Thanks!
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So does that mean it is safe to swim? I'm getting mixed signals here.