Caption Contest

[blastula]

Go away, dad. She's all mine now.

 

[Thomas II]

And the WINNER is...

I really appreciate you letting my granddaughter suck your breast.

 

[angelo]

Out on contest.

" Take your filthy hand off my baby you commo!

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule...

 

[angelo]

Let's see what is made of this....................

 

[ZiprHead]

Can you tell which one I put in the choir boy's bum?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

No, you idiot! This means I want you to lay down a sacrifice bunt so Cardinal Pizzarro can advance to third!

Our playoff series against the Lutherans starts this Thursday and we need to shape the fuck up before then, people!

 

[Elixir]

Trinity? What trinity?

 

[Thomas II]

It takes two to tango!

 

[ZiprHead]

Hit me with a stogie, Aldo.

 

[Tigers!]

First there is the Pope and then there is the anti-Pope.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Peace! *mic drop*

 

[Thomas II]

Peace! *mic drop*

 

[Wiploc]

"Five is right out!"

 

[Atheos]

It's times like these when I truly regret that my index finger won't bend.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That's right, one for the pink and one for the stink.

 

[Thomas II]

That's right, one for the pink and one for the stink.

Or

Two in the pink, one in the stink...

 

[angelo]

Can you tell which one I put in the choir boy's bum?

This is funny. Take it away ZiprHead.

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay, here we go...

 

[angelo]

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Gentle men, this is the weapon I used to blow apart that pesky parrot who kept calling me a crooked killer.