Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Bobby Fischer never had to put up with this when he was champ.

I'm sorry I took your disabled parking spot.

 

[Elixir]

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There are some situations where being lighter than air is advantageous. This isn't one of them.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I hope my health insurance covers this.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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I hope my health insurance covers this.

I'll give this the nod.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I never should have left quidditch.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[gmbteach]

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Why, yes I do look good for my age! Gotta keep up with the times you know!

Or


I will pose for that two bit wannabe artist when hell freezes over! Oh wait! Shit!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You’ll see me smile when I’m pissing on your grave.

 

[angelo]

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No, I didn't see the nude man with the ten inch penis running by!

 

[ZiprHead]

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Why, yes I do look good for my age! Gotta keep up with the times you know!

The winner. Take it away, G.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks.

Try this!

 

[Elixir]

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Don't cry, Debbie - it's just a damn fortune cookie!

 

[ZiprHead]

I know, I know... I hate it when it turns blue too.

 

[Tigers!]

The male pill doesn't work!

 

[angelo]

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Never mind Mary, you're not the first nor will you be the last woman to not remember who the father is!

 

[Thomas II]

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JENGA: As play proceeds and the weight of the tower shifts, some blocks become looser than others and are easier to remove. You can touch other blocks to find a loose one — but if you move a block out of place, you must fix it (using one hand only) before touching another block...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Then he told me to push the gerbil in, and IT NEVER CAME BACK OUT!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

An American teen ten minutes into a cell phone ban.

 

[gmbteach]

An American teen ten minutes into a cell phone ban.

Love it! Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! Out of town... someone else who isn’t on a cell phone ban can post.