I'm off to the UN for the Krushchev Memorial Debate
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I'm off to the UN for the Krushchev Memorial Debate
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The lead speaker at the annual pink unicorn convention couldn't understand why no one applauded.
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I am prepared to bestow this lovely pink unicorn upon whomever can get this boot off my head!
I am prepared to bestow this lovely pink unicorn upon whomever can get this boot off my head!
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Jimmy wins it.
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Thank you.
Nancy Pelosi, ready for her new career in stand-up fruit squishin' comedy.
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Bring me a water melon. And put Trump's face on it!
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That's not a gavel. This is a gavel.
BRING ME DONALD!!!!
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" I carry a big stick, and I'll use it too, on anyone who dares to disagree with me! "
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Take it
OK, Speaker Pelosi, here's my final offer. We build the wall out of hamburger packets. That way, after the terrorists and drug dealers are all hot and tired and hungry after sneaking through the desert towards our country, they'll say "Hey, free hamburgers!" and go over to get some. That's when the border guards hiding behind the nearby bushes can jump out and arrest them.
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<hushed voice> ... and as the unsuspecting prey advances towards the bait the intrepid trapper quietly lowers the loop from the ceiling to capture and subdue it.
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Seriously though - who doesn't love cold burgers that have been sitting out on a table for a few hours?
Seriously though - who doesn't love cold burgers that have been sitting out on a table for a few hours?
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The premiere of the new McDonalds range.
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Melania let me decide!