Caption Contest

[spikepipsqueak]

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This president prefers a different style of white house banquet.

 

[ZiprHead]

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This proves I'm a stable genius.

 

[angelo]

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Eat up my hearties. This is the best food America provides!

 

[blastula]

Atheos wins the feast of hamberders!

<hushed voice> ... and as the unsuspecting prey advances towards the bait the intrepid trapper quietly lowers the loop from the ceiling to capture and subdue it.

 

[Atheos]

Thanks! This one almost captions itself, but you guys have a go at it!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ya, that's what you get, mother fucker. Next time you just "pretend" to throw the ball, I'm going to jump up onto the table and take a shit right on your dinner plate, you dick.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Damn Catholic dogs.

 

[angelo]

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Society Of Dog Trainers annual picnic group photo.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Ya, that's what you get, mother fucker. Next time you just "pretend" to throw the ball, I'm going to jump up onto the table and take a shit right on your dinner plate, you dick.

Tom Sawyer wins!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Thomas II]

Here we go:

Are you saying that we have to walk the rest of the way because of the "shutdown"?

 

[none]

Here we go:

we wanted to go to Afghanistan but all we got is this taco wagon

 

[Elixir]

"NOW I learn that I can't take the Air Force Bus! Where do I catch the Space Force Bus?"

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

Black Buses are real! And they're coming for us!

 

[blastula]

Canada's gold selling certified hair band recording artist Hair Force make a stop at the Capitol on their regional tour to perform for Adam Schiff's thank you party celebrating Buzzfeed News.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Due to the consequences of the partial government shutdown, the Air Force was changing how it thought about military vehicles and debuted it's new civil defense F-0.035 Bus which would be capable of reaching Mach 0.1.

 

[Tigers!]

The latest stealth bus.

 

[WAB]

Here we go:

Gene Coon (jacket over arm) and Gene Roddenberry (sneakers in front of the bus) have NO time to explain to passersby the intricacies of time-warp and cosmic happenstance as they hasten out of this Air Force bus.

 

[angelo]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[ZiprHead]

Due to the government shut down, you driver has not been paid and said "Fuck it! You're on your own, dudes."