Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thomas II must be on vacation, because I'm on a roll. Thanks.

 

[AirPoh]

Thomas II must be on vacation, because I'm on a roll. Thanks.

Yes mom, you're right. I should have bought a round trip ticket.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Dude, where's my car?"

It works here too.

 

[blastula]

Amtrak Annie was thrilled to have finally caught a black guy stepping on the yellow line.

 

[angelo]

" the doctor told me to walk 5 miles a day. Now I have no idea where I am, so I'm catching the train back to the city mum."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hello, 911? I'm on Track 2 at Central Station and there's a man here who's feet are on the yellow line instead of fully behind it. Could you please send a squad car over to deal with him?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hello, 911? I'm on Track 2 at Central Station and there's a man here who's feet are on the yellow line instead of fully behind it. Could you please send a squad car over to deal with him?

Sorry I'm late... winner.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[jonatha]

Where's my cake?

(They said there'd be cake...)

 

[WAB]

Where's my cake?

(They said there'd be cake...)

addition:

(But if it's orange cake, I'm walking...)

 

[angelo]

When is the Peking duck gonna be served?

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

I think we should stop seeing each other, but we can still be friends.

 

[blastula]

Dinner for schmucks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Where's my cake?

(They said there'd be cake...)

Winner!

Take it away, jonatha!

 

[jonatha]

 

[Wiploc]

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R2D2 was trepanned to reveal a soft caramel center.

 

[angelo]

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" Excuse me, but have found Jesus?"

 

[Thomas II]

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[AirPoh]

"Is that a yes?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"OK, I'm coming up behind you and am about to ram it into your slot"

"You hear yourself, right?"