Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, I parked there and somebody took my wheels and my chair so ... accurate signage, I guess?

 

[Thomas II]

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Some people see the bike half full. Others see it half empty...

 

[Atheos]

Introducing the Nilcycle! Just wait until you see how light this baby is without all that extra wheel weight!

 

[AirPoh]

Great entries all! Glad I read till the end, Tigers wins!

Ooh. Another win.
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Hop on and give me your best

Stationary Bike For Sale. Cheap!

 

[Tigers!]

Got to give it to Thomas II.
Those philosophical musings were quite unique.

On yer bike T2.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Tigers!

Since it's the weekend, a double!



or

 

[AirPoh]

Ante up bitch!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ladies, I just feel like we are going in circles and not making any progress here.

 

[Wiploc]

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or

Losers

Strange Bedfellows.

Midlife Crisis

Face/Off

Tontine

Deadlier than the Male

Rounders

Devil's Playground

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead

Garden Party

You're Doing It Wrong

 

[ZiprHead]

I know your sad about losing your home, little buddy. But we'll build a bigger, better death star for the next movie.

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In Russia, you spin theme park.

 

[WAB]

made a mistake...ignore this post

 

[WAB]

Ease up on yourself. Maybe if you spend a little more time at the shooting range, you'll be able to hit something?

 

[Atheos]

All those years at Juilliard. The tireless hours perfecting the craft of bringing a character to life with facial expressions. What's the use?

 

[bilby]

I just can't believe they're all gone. Every friend I had in the whole galaxy was on that Death Star.

 

[WAB]

I got another one:

Life is complex, son. It's not all black and white.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks, Tigers!

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Ante up bitch!

Since it's the weekend, a double!

or

And how did that make you feel?

 

[Atheos]

The world gasped when you told Luke you was his father. By my count I'm the 35th stormtrooper this week who's gotten similar news. And it's only Tuesday. Is there a woman anywhere in the galaxy that you didn't boink in your younger days?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER is Atheos. Take it away!

All those years at Juilliard. The tireless hours perfecting the craft of bringing a character to life with facial expressions. What's the use?

The world gasped when you told Luke you was his father. By my count I'm the 35th stormtrooper this week who's gotten similar news. And it's only Tuesday. Is there a woman anywhere in the galaxy that you didn't boink in your younger days?

 

[Atheos]

Wow! Selected one of a pair of images, used it twice and won on each caption. Now there's something you don't see everyday.

Okay, back to bidness:

 

[WAB]

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Let's see that 200 pound biped throw this thing. Fetch my ass.