Caption Contest

[blastula]

What happens when someone decides to speak now and does not forever hold their peace.

 

[Atheos]

On the heels of passing the most restrictive abortion bill in the modern era, Mississippi enacts legislation to curb divorce rates. The first item mandates solitary confinement for the bride on the wedding day to avoid the groom accidentally seeing her before the wedding. The bill's sponsor was quoted as saying, "Can't take no chances with bad luck if'n you want it to last."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It wasn’t a nice day for a white wedding.

 

[angelo]

Lying about your virginity sometimes does have repercussions.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

It wasn’t a nice day for a white wedding.

This one got me rolling on the floor.

Jimmy Higgins wins!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Appreciate it.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey … Come on, guys … Somebody hug me too!!!!!

 

[angelo]

Darling, will you marry me?

 

[Tigers!]

Appreciate it.

Where's my diversity date?

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Where's Biden and why is Bill de Blasio smiling?

 

[AirPoh]

Appreciate it.

Getting a fucking room already!

 

[blastula]

Guys, it's rude to talk Spanish in front of me all the time. Speak American for once, shorties.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

With Biden leaving prematurely to go back stage, Bill de Blasio did his best to fill in for him.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Is that a cucumber in your pocket, Andrew?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Where's Biden and why is Bill de Blasio smiling?

Winner

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Thank you. Caption this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thank you. Caption this:

At that moment God announced he had had enough.

 

[blastula]

Melanie, if I hold my head like this can you still see my hair plugs?

Oh.

How about my extra chins?

Oh.

What about my neck vagina?

Oh.... Sad.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you. Caption this:

You said we would have sex when pigs flew... well.....

 

[bilby]

No, it's fine - they said 'Don't look directly at the Sun', but I'm looking at Mars, of which the Sun is a part.