Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Woohoo! That loose exhaust clamp explains the rattle I've been hearing. I can fix that with a wrench in a couple of minutes! And here I was worried I'd have to take it to the shop for an expensive repair!

 

[Elixir]

Damn, this town is rough on meter violations!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Aww damn it, my CD got scratched.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Dude, where’s my car?!

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong Thread]

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The Drop

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look, I don't care. It's a paid parking zone, so you still need to put money in the meter.

 

[angelo]

" Excuse me ofisher, but swhich is the way outa here!"

 

[Tigers!]

The secret entrance to the nuclear bunker has been found.

 

[Thomas II]

I have to do this now...WINNER!

Look, I don't care. It's a paid parking zone, so you still need to put money in the meter.

 

[Atheos]

It's rigged, rigged I say. Tom Sawyer ... Thomas II ... yet you never see them in the same place at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile at Freud Fest 2019...

 

[ZiprHead]

Here we go:

I'm hitching to Coachella. You going that way?

 

[Wiploc]

Short arm inspection.

 

[Atheos]

To all you guys with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps...
(1) ... cut a hole in a bag
(2) ... put your junk in that bag
(3) ... make her open the bag

And that's the way you do it, dick in a bag...

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

Tips go in the bag please.

 

[jonatha]

Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, can't remember what thumb does...

 

[jonatha]

Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, can't remember what thumb does...

 

[Thomas II]

(all)

 

[blastula]

Fanny Pack Man summons the Power of 80s Fashion.