Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Hey, Nat. It's literally this long. Interested?

 

[angelo]

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Andrew's penis is this long. Now if you want a real stud I'm at your service.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I loved your portrayal of Black Widow in those Avengers movies.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You've aged brilliantly. Can you do one of those mop top songs you are famous for?

 

[ZiprHead]

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I loved you in Star Wars. Your whining was the height of the craft of acting.

 

[AirPoh]

Ah, cool.

Okay how about

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"It's not a request."
"It's a command performance."

 

[Keith&Co.]

OOC
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Charles, Prince of Wales, greets Amidala, Princess of Theed.
"Now, on your world, do the hair buns merely indicate that you're royalty, or is it the buns that actually grant you royal status?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

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Look, all I said is that I'm a prince and I want to show you my hammer. As I understand it, that's kind of your thing, so I don't get why you're acting all offended.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I thought you drowned.

or

Oh gawd... he's going to go full Biden on me.

 

[blastula]

Not for lack of trying, Prince Charles fails to replicate his one-time success using his tampon pickup line.

 

[Atheos]

If you thought that was funny, try pulling both my fingers.

 

[Keith&Co.]

All were funny, going with blastula, this time, for making my eyes bug out.

 

[blastula]

Thanks. Keeping it in that nation. Caption this.

 

[angelo]

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Where's the damn golden egg!

 

[Tigers!]

I'll throw the chicken in the air.
If it flaps its wing to break its fall its a deal.
Crashing to ground is Brexit.


This is the only member of my cabinet I can trust.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Right now... lets see... if a chicken can lay one, I sure the hell can... *grunt*

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Thanks to a little known exploit in the British constitution resulting from overly generic grammar, Johnson was able to replace the Members of Parliament with a group more amenable to his agenda and got the Brexit vote passed. Then he had a very lovely supper.

 

[fromderinside]

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Blue booties on Boris sign he's already raped chicken

 

[blastula]

Right now... lets see... if a chicken can lay one, I sure the hell can... *grunt*

It does look like that. Jimmy wins.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! Let's try to sink our teeth into this.