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After the airing of this, Vermin Supreme announced his retirement, noting that it was no longer possible to lampoon politics.
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She's not the brightest bulb on the set.
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Laura ran away with the "Trump's Cocksucking Contest", once she was able to practice on a good analog for Trump's dick.
Laura ran away with the "Trump's Cocksucking Contest", once she was able to practice on a good analog for Trump's dick.
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Meanwhile, the joke was on Ingraham, as her staff replaced the steak with a portabello mushroom.
And in order to rile up the left wing even more, Ingraham heated the steak in a coal powered oven and tweeted her experience using a telegraph.
And in order to rile up the left wing even more, Ingraham heated the steak in a coal powered oven and tweeted her experience using a telegraph.
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Don't panic people, I have my sharpie.
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That isn't a photo. At least, I certainly hope it isn't.
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In a supreme twist of irony for the geocentric inhabitants of that small blue planet, it turned out that the universe was actually centered around that stationary asteroid. It was their planet that crashed into it.
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And at this point, God had had enough.
After NASA scientists saved the planet by updating the asteroid's projected path with a sharpie, all the Trump haters felt pretty fucking stupid.
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God was not letting Alabama get off easy.
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Dammit! I told you to stop masturbating!
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Delbert never really grasped the idea of preparedness in his boy scout training.
Delbert never really grasped the idea of preparedness in his boy scout training.