Caption Contest

[AirPoh]

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She'll show him what a firm grip is.

 

[angelo]

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What I heard about the French and their small dicks is true!

 

[jonatha]

Look, the fact is that I need asylum and there’s nothing I won’t do in order to get it.

Winner

 

[Tigers!]

In the absence of Tom I will keep the thread going.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Good news, bad news. Good news, I found your lost Pekingese.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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You might be a redneck if...when you unwrap your wedding gift, it might kill someone.

 

[AirPoh]

In the absence of Tom I will keep the thread going.
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If his legs were any bigger, you'd be chum mate.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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As Trump golfed during Hurricane Dorian's landfall in Florida, he bragged that 'water hazards' never bothered his game. Floridian survivors of the hurricane prepare to sneak an itty bitty hazard into Mar A Lago...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't know, I guess it's like if a dog swallows a ring. We'll just follow the thing around for a day or two until it shits out Frank.

 

[WAB]

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Cleetus, you sure this is that shark what kilt those swimmers?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

In Australia, we call them things geckos.

 

[jonatha]

You shoulda seen the one that got away...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Wallets for Christmas for everybody.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Alas, poor Yorrick. I knew him, Horatio.

 

[angelo]

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"Going a little overboard with your shark bait aren't you Edward?"

 

[Tigers!]

The usual suspects appeared.
Pipsqueaks Shakespearean allusion wins today.

You go girl.

 

[Elixir]

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"Hold on - quiet a second! I heard something.
I think JimBob is still alive! He got swallowed whole!!"

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you, Tigers!, but I still can't post photos here so can I pass it on to Keith&Co?

Every one of those made me laugh, but I like the idea of the USA getting a new prez.

 

[bilby]

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You've done it now. When you kill a baby one, the mother will hunt you down...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Ah, cool.

Okay how about