Caption Contest

[Elixir]

"Okay a little off there... a snip here... whothehell did this to you? Don't you have bowls with straight rims in your shithole country?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Umm... that isn't where my prostate is.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And now in the name of me, because I can think of no name greater, I forthwith dub thee "Mini Me."

Winner! Take it away, Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

Okay, how about this:

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong Thread]

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Footloose

 

[Wiploc]

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Don't be this guy. Blouse those bluejeans when you tuck them in.

 

[angelo]

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Latest fashion thongs for Texans.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I'm tired of taking my boots off when I get a mani-pedi.

 

[AirPoh]

Okay, how about this:

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Just don't look at the seat of his pants.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Just because I'm retired and living at the beach doesn't mean that I'm not still a cowboy.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Like to see the snakes try to bite my ankles now.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

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Don't be this guy. Blouse those bluejeans when you tuck them in.

Wiploc is the winner!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

Here we go:

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Gotcher nose.

Whoops...

 

[Elixir]

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"So ya wanna go for a ride do ya? Ever been dropped from 200 feet?"

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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I'm gonna write Rogue Male II if only I can get a quill.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks.

Here we go:

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You do realise there are other, better ways to clip my wings?

 

[angelo]

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Mummy?

 

[Atheos]

Take that anti-evolutionists!!!1! Photographic proof of an eagle giving birth to a fox! Evolution happens beeatches!

 

[Wiploc]

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I'm gonna write Rogue Male II if only I can get a quill.

Winner!