Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Firestarter

Winner! Take it away, Jimmy Higgins!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[ZiprHead]

Who farted?

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks.

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I swear to pay no attention to anything anyone else is saying or will say. To be obstructive as possible. To vote as I have already determined, regardless of what may be said herein. And to gather my paycheque with a straight face.
So help me God.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Justice Roberts: Okay, first thing first, we need to first determine any disqualifications for being a juror in this impeachment trial. Raise your hand if you have committed an impeachable offense.

...

Crap.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks.

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Buh bye.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Simon says raise your right hand'
"Simon says stomp your left foot"
"Sit back down ... Ah! I didn't say Simon says, McConnell. You're out"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Chief Justice Roberts: Okay... everyone raise your right hand.

*senators raise their right hand*

Chief Justice Roberts: I didn't say "Chief Justice says", you are all out and the impeachment is over.

 

[angelo]

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Presiding judge...............Who's responsible for this crap. No case to answer!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"Simon says raise your right hand'
"Simon says stomp your left foot"
"Sit back down ... Ah! I didn't say Simon says, McConnell. You're out"

I'll give this the nod seeing I had nearly the same idea.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Preparations for Bean Fest 2020 were well on the way.

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

Stack de masks 'til de mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

 

[Elixir]

"Wear each one for a minute or two, then put it in the pile. All your pandemic are belong to us!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Facemask - Apply directly below the forehead.

 

[Tigers!]

Here we go:

The latest stormtrooper masks, whilst cheaper, seemed to lack the menace of earlier models.

 

[angelo]

No Chang, these aren't to protect you from oral sex.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The latest stormtrooper masks, whilst cheaper, seemed to lack the menace of earlier models.

Winner! Take it away, Tigers!

 

[Tigers!]

The latest stormtrooper masks, whilst cheaper, seemed to lack the menace of earlier models.

Winner! Take it away, Tigers!

Thank you Tom

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Their Heat of the Moment Tour in Africa was awesome.


What?! At least it is spelled right.


We’ll just ship ‘em to the US market. They couldn’t identify Asia on a map any how.

The new Pompeo clothes line.