Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

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Am I smelling... sulphur?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

My apologies. Apparently, I'm allergic to bullshit.

 

[AirPoh]

Putin inadvertently leaks evidence of Russia's secret biological weapons program.

 

[angelo]

Putin: I respect President Trump's competence.
Merkel: *psst!!!* (Why does Putin always say stuff like that right after I drank something)

Winner.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thank you.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK no, when I put on the mask I did not notice the baby bats who were nesting in the plant, but by the time this was pointed out, my wearing this had already become a whole thing and I didn't want to just take it off. Leave me the fuck alone about it.

 

[Atheos]

And now we move on to the intriguing Venus Humantrap, a leafy plant that demonstrates how quickly natural selection can take advantage of new niches when they come available.
This plant has evolved a remarkable appendage that very much resembles a human. Other humans are drawn to this appendage, and when they get close enough the plant quickly downloads an app to their cell phone that when they click on it traps them in a notarized contract obliging them to provide it with Miracle Grow (tm) Potting Mix for a period of no less than 10 years.

 

[ZiprHead]

Only here can you see this deleted scene from Alien: Covenant.

 

[angelo]

Get a mask and smell the roses, it will be fun and good for you they said.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

With restrictions on aerosol purchases being so tight, teens were desperate in search of something to huff.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And now we move on to the intriguing Venus Humantrap, a leafy plant that demonstrates how quickly natural selection can take advantage of new niches when they come available.
This plant has evolved a remarkable appendage that very much resembles a human. Other humans are drawn to this appendage, and when they get close enough the plant quickly downloads an app to their cell phone that when they click on it traps them in a notarized contract obliging them to provide it with Miracle Grow (tm) Potting Mix for a period of no less than 10 years.

This wins for its brevity.

 

[Tigers!]

In the absence of Atheos I offer the following gift

 

[angelo]

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I told you not to smoke Wolfgang!

 

[AirPoh]

In the absence of Atheos I offer the following gift
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Dazed and Confused

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK. Note to self - nuclear powered zeppelins were a bad plan.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Historic photograph of the world's biggest spliff being fired up.

 

[Tigers!]

OK. Note to self - nuclear powered zeppelins were a bad plan.

Tom wins with a different look at an historical event.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Wiploc]

Here we go:

"Medic! Need baby wipes here!"

 

[Elixir]

"Get back! Can't you see I'm invisible?"