Caption Contest

[blastula]

Been awhile, I'll take next.

 

[angelo]

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We're sorry Mr President, but Monica has refused your invitation to the WH. She has had enough of performing blowjobs and not even getting her dry cleaning expenses paid.

 

[Tigers!]

Been awhile, I'll take next.

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Our gracious Father
We ask that you provide 2 decent candidates in Nov. as the current lot both are offering aren't up to scratch.

 

[AirPoh]

Been awhile, I'll take next.

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Let us pray the Trump AWAY!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look, statistically speaking, at least one of us probably has the coronavirus. Let's do some good today, people.

 

[DBT]

Lordy, Lordy, what has become of the World when this man is able to become the leader of the most powerful Nation on Earth....

 

[blastula]

Tom wins!

Look, statistically speaking, at least one of us probably has the coronavirus. Let's do some good today, people.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ideologyhunter]

Um, not even with double the Viagra, Mike...

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Bigguth Dickuth!

 

[ZiprHead]

Who is this Race Bannon I keep hearing mentioned when I walk into a room?

 

[angelo]

Come to me all you who thirst, for I shall quench it with wine taken from the Vatican

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

VP and Conoravirus Czar, Mike Pence demonstrates his new suggested Jazz Hands greeting to reduce interpersonal contact to reduce the potential spread of Coronavirus.

 

[Elixir]

Witness now as God's divine grace protects me, even as I place my life in His virus ridden hands and dare to touch my face!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

VP and Conoravirus Czar, Mike Pence demonstrates his new suggested Jazz Hands greeting to reduce interpersonal contact to reduce the potential spread of Coronavirus.

Winner! Take it away, Jimmy Higgins!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[SLD]

Thanks.

And he said unto them, This is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.

 

[angelo]

We'll drink a drink a drink drink, to Lily the pink a pink a pink.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks.

Gulp, gullp, gulllp!

 

[ZiprHead]

I love the taste of the tears of my opponent in the morning.