Caption Contest

[Mageth]

"Hey, Mom. I'm in Scranton, PA., and guess what?..."

 

[TV and credit cards]

"What! CIA? Those fools. They'll never find me.

 

[Mageth]

Bill and Irene got married because they had common interests, but they soon split.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Dillon's girlfriend said she was into vore. So he covered himself in PB&J and bread, and texted: I'm a sammich, eat me.

 

[Thomas II]

"Hey, Mom. I'm in Scranton, PA., and guess what?..."

WINNER, (Harry Chapin)

All yours!

 

[Mageth]

Thanks! Let's see if this takes...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Rock a bye baby,
on the window sill,
when the baby rolls,
the bed will tilt,
if the bracket breaks,
the baby will fall,
then the baby will die,
fucking Obama!

 

[Veritass]

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A young Sarah Palin seeing Russia for the first time.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

With Atheist Thanksgiving quickly approaching, young Edward stares forlornly down the street in the desperate hope that he sees President Obama coming by with a pardon.

 

[Atheos]

That's silly. Nobody eats babies on Thanksgiving. That's kitten eating day. Babies are more of an everyday brunch item.

 

[gmbteach]

Get some fresh air they said. You will enjoy yourself they said. No one said anything about the great stinking stack belching smoke everywhere *cough.....

 

[Thomas II]

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Sir Edmund Hillary, the early years...

 

[Mageth]

This was a real tough one to judge, all were worthy, but I've got to give the nod to Tom...WINNER!

With Atheist Thanksgiving quickly approaching, young Edward stares forlornly down the street in the desperate hope that he sees President Obama coming by with a pardon.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Hickdive]

Good afternoon sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No, we are not Devo. Why does everyone keep asking us that?!

 

[Atheos]

Dayum! They weren't kidding when they said some white folk were going to stop by.

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

We heard you sneezed once and half coughed. We are here to check for Ebola.

 

[bilby]

Good afternoon sir, we are sorry to bother you, but having erected the cross on your lawn and doused it in petrol, we found that Jim here not only forgot to bring the pointy hats, but left home without matches too.

Could we possibly borrow a cigarette lighter if you have one?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

We don't want what you've got.