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“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”

“An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”

“Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!”

“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”

“Houston, we have a problem.”
 
The modern day Narcissus has the same problem as the original.

Damn alligator. Give me back my bait.

Before I try it are you sure the water is safe to drink?

Not quite at the height of a diving board but Bruce's swan dive was still a sight to behold.
 
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Having finally got the hang of using the force, FN immediately uses it to teach Rey's obnoxious redneck cousin a lesson.
 
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<hushed voice> And in the remote village of Rekickistandiva most inhabitants live to be over 150 years old with no sign of aging except for hair loss. Thus young people have developed a custom of checking to be sure it's not a wig before going on a first date.
 
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