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...and after 10 beers, Uncle Wally became convinced he could do those Russian dances like he saw at Lincoln Center. And anytime after the third beer, Clyde would let him.
When Jerry accepted the fishing trip invite from his proctologist, he decided that he'd rather live with the fishes than have an exam on the lake . . .
Government ad campaign explains new Covid19 restrictions on martial intimacy.
(those already married for over 25 years may not need to adjust their behaviour)
<hushed voice> And in the remote village of Rekickistandiva most inhabitants live to be over 150 years old with no sign of aging except for hair loss. Thus young people have developed a custom of checking to be sure it's not a wig before going on a first date.
Crazy Glue's attempt to enter the 'marital aids' market. "You can trust
They're cleaving
Only to you,
When you are
Bonded for life,
With Crazy Love Glue!!!"
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