Crazy Glue's attempt to enter the 'marital aids' market. "You can trust
They're cleaving
Only to you,
When you are
Bonded for life,
With Crazy Love Glue!!!"
"Subs are quite active in the water and display a range of spectacular surfacing behaviours. Experts believe that some of these behaviours help them to work out their position in relation to land, or allow them to communicate with other subs. One theory is that subs launch themselves out of the water and fall back with a splash to rid themselves of skin parasites. Others suggest it is to attract other subs, or warn off other males. But no one really knows exactly why – yet. Of course, they may just be having fun!"
"The implementation of the plan to temporarily permit any interested crew members to watch 'Debbie Does Dallas' in the rear cabin, in order to try to lessen the frustrations of being at sea for 6 months, backfires."
Local woman who admits to suffering from chronic and severe low self-esteem nonetheless claims her views on astrology are validated when she turns up for a speed-dating event in the week her astrologist said she woulds meet "a real man and a true gentleman."
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know (You can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
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