Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Thanks Atheos. Now caption this.

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"No, thanks. I already have two."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh, it isn’t for the free kick, they run around covering like that for all play.

 

[fromderinside]

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Paraphrasing Jimmy Dugan "There's no handballs in soccer."

 

[Tigers!]

Offside takes on a whole new meaning

 

[bilby]

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Spot the ball competition: Advanced mode.

 

[ruby sparks]

The new LIGARO (Look I've Got A Real One) anti-trans mens' football league is proving controversial, not least because of the decision to allow players to brag about the alleged length of their erections using body markings.

 

[Atheos]

Finally! A use for one's hands while playing soccer!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't even know why I'm covering it up. No way you're hitting that small a target.

 

[blastula]

This one wins it. You're up, fromderinside.

Paraphrasing Jimmy Dugan "There's no handballs in soccer."

 

[fromderinside]

This one wins it. You're up, fromderinside.

Paraphrasing Jimmy Dugan "There's no handballs in soccer."

Golly

Here goes.

 

[Tigers!]

This one wins it. You're up, fromderinside.

Paraphrasing Jimmy Dugan "There's no handballs in soccer."

Golly

Here goes.

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Where do I lay this wreath to remember the death of participatory democracy in the USA?

 

[hyzer]

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Joe quietly "psssssst, how about when this is over we swap masks?"

 

[ZiprHead]

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"This is going to make winning at cornhole so much easier."

 

[blastula]

"It's so hard to smell anybody's hair wearing these cockamamie contraptions, dagnabbit."

 

[Elixir]

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"I ordered white borders on my mask!
I am going to find out who fucked it up and Joe is going to put this wreath on their goddam grave!"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't know about honouring the dead. I prefer people who didn't die.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No one had the heart to tell the Invisible Man he had lost it.

 

[starwater]

Ring around the roses
Pocketfull of Trumpsters
We all fall down.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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President Biden observes the annual tribute to the nation's epidemiologists, laying a wreath on the Tomb of The Unknown Antimasker.

 

[fromderinside]

I'm amazed by these lines.

Gotta give it up for The Unknown Antimasker
forthwith Keith&Co.