Caption Contest

[WAB]

Now he knew why the others were hiding when Oscar Meyer arrived at the pound.

This one's a grinner so it's the winner.

Awesome! Thanks.

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Update:

"Several American tourists, and Biden/Harris supporters, on vacation at St. Anton in the brisk but beautiful Austrian Alps, were suddenly and mysteriously turned into pillars of salt - not snow, folks, salt, on Monday afternoon during a festive gathering just outside the small but cozy village, solidifying recent suspicions among various authorities and theological experts that the large spike in predictions and excitement regarding the Rapture, or Armageddon, as told in the Christian New Testament book of Revelations, has actually begun! Take a look at that! It's really salt folks, we tasted it ourselves. Could it be, Brian, that the Final Trump is. Indeed. Theeee Final Trump? Back to you."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Emboldened by the words of Frosty, the snowmen came back in force on Xmas Eve.

 

[blastula]

A standing ovation for Greta Thunberg's speech from an audience of anti-global warming radicals.

 

[Atheos]

1976: Jerry Reed took a moment to capture a photograph of his competition just before auditioning to play alongside Burt Reynolds in the upcoming movie "Smokey and the Bandit."

 

[SLD]

Make Austria Great Again!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

A standing ovation for Greta Thunberg's speech from an audience of anti-global warming radicals.

Some very good ones, this wins.

 

[blastula]

Thanks, been wanting to try this one.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Weary, Gandalf's grandson takes a minute to gather up his strength before setting back out to Save America.

Man... I was told there was going to be snacks.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"Here's me in DC. Love the history of this place. Look at me with a fat guy in old timey clothes."

 

[Gospel]

Thanks, been wanting to try this one.

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This is the second time we've lost. Maybe if I make this appointment for our third attempt we'll win.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I was told there would be winning."

 

[hyzer]

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"Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild settee. . . ."

 

[SLD]

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They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks, been wanting to try this one.

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I was assured I would meet my perfect match at the latest Capitol Ball.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

But like like the Fairy Godmother said, when the clock struck 3 PM, the dedicated insurrection turned back into a bunch of middle aged whiners.

 

[blastula]

This round's winner is Tigers!!

I was assured I would meet my perfect match at the latest Capitol Ball.

 

[Tigers!]

Oh lovely.
Try this

 

[Atheos]

Legend has it that the Pygmy Possum has developed a unique symbiotic relationship wherein it distracts its prey by being so goddamned cute. Meanwhile its hunting partner, a ravenous velociraptor, sneaks up on the unwitting prey from the side and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

 

[Gospel]

Oh lovely.
Try this

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Don Jr.: "Dad! I found the Whistleblower!

 

[ZiprHead]

The alternative to gerbils for tight-assed right-wingers.