Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Thanks to all of you who voted for my entry.

Try this one.

 

[ZiprHead]

Blepp...

 

[hyzer]

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"One day I'll get that roadrunner. . . . "

 

[ZiprHead]

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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah !!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He knew things were never going to be the same after he took the red pill.

 

[Wiploc]

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It's a cinematic convention: Standing too close to the camera will get you attacked by someone standing slightly out of frame.

 

[SLD]

Thanks to all of you who voted for my entry.

Try this one.
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This Chauntecleer stood hye upon his toos,
Strecching his nekke, and heeld his eyen cloos,
And gan to crowe loude for the nones;
And daun Russel the fox sterte up at ones,
And by the gargat hente Chauntecleer,
And on his bak toward the wode him beer,
For yet ne was ther no man that him sewed.
O destinee, that mayst nat been eschewed!
Allas, that Chauntecleer fleigh fro the bemes!

 

[ZiprHead]

This Chauntecleer stood hye upon his toos,
Strecching his nekke, and heeld his eyen cloos,
And gan to crowe loude for the nones;
And daun Russel the fox sterte up at ones,
And by the gargat hente Chauntecleer,
And on his bak toward the wode him beer,
For yet ne was ther no man that him sewed.
O destinee, that mayst nat been eschewed!
Allas, that Chauntecleer fleigh fro the bemes!

You shore got a purty mouth.

 

[Tigers!]

Jimmy wins with his medicated response to all of life's problems.

We await your next serve.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Weekly cleaning at Nick Nolte's property.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

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Work smarter, not harder.

 

[Atheos]

And now for a fog-adorned segue into the subject of disinfection...

 

[jonatha]

Unfortunately the designer and the entire test team for the self-propelled rocket segway were left-handed...

 

[Tigers!]

If I could only work out how to face in the direction of travel.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Unfortunately the designer and the entire test team for the self-propelled rocket segway were left-handed...

Winner

 

[jonatha]

I am to report for jury duty later today so I must decline this honor

 

[Wiploc]

[OOC and otherwise ineligible]

Curious George hid under the car when the man in the yellow hat got out his flee and tick sprayer.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I am to report for jury duty later today so I must decline this honor

jonatha is "unavailable" for "jury duty" and can't "post" another "pic", so we need "someone else" to do it. "First" to post gets "it".

 

[ZiprHead]