Caption Contest

[Elixir]

"You get an electric F350 with duallies and you'll feel like your dick is THIS long!"

 

[starwater]

And it comes with an R2D2 in the bed of the truck so when Found on the Road Dead it can repair it.

 

[Atheos]

Threadjack

Tom Sawyer's entry is way past its freshness date. Hope he's ok. Meanwhile...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Tom Sawyer is likely suffering from Toronto sports induced depression.

 

[Tigers!]

Tom Sawyer's entry is way past its freshness date. Hope he's ok. Meanwhile...

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Eyes hold more than the belly can.

Fish: I have never seen a worm this big before.

 

[Wiploc]

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You should have seen the one that got away!

 

[Atheos]

Wiploc wins with the cliche!

 

[Wiploc]

Wiploc wins with the cliche!

Thanks.

Caption this:

 

[Atheos]

"Well they're not the best for sleeping arrangements and to be honest I prefer a little more privacy when I'm sitting on the can but other than that these new high rise apartments offer a great view and are well ventilated."

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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At the first Libertarian Party National Convention in 1972, party members attempted to implement a new method of Presidential candidate selection, but no one could agree upon the precise rules with accusations of "you're trying to force your system on me."

 

[Tigers!]

Wiploc wins with the cliche!

Thanks.

Caption this:

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The state branch of the steeplejack and chimney sweeper's union has full a formal stop notice due to the lack of safety harnesses

Man in middle: I'm the king of the world!

 

[Wiploc]

"Well they're not the best for sleeping arrangements and to be honest I prefer a little more privacy when I'm sitting on the can but other than that these new high rise apartments offer a great view and are well ventilated."

Excellent entries. This is the winner.

 

[Atheos]

Okay then, how 'bout this one?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Ask me how i got into the store. Go ahead, ask me.

 

[Wiploc]

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Without a handicap sticker on that wheelchair, it's sure to get a ticket.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Stephen King's follow-up to Christine wasn't anywhere near as popular.

 

[jonatha]

Ceci n'est pas un fauteuil roulant

or

Big X decided to hire a different getaway driver for their next heist

 

[ZiprHead]

Dr. Xavier has a special spot reserved for him when he wants to stop in for a pint.

 

[Tigers!]

The first driverless wheelchair was been found

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

The first driverless wheelchair was been found

The thought of a driverless wheelchair is indeed almost Larsonesque. Tigers! wins.