Caption Contest

[Gospel]

This career is a real pain in the ass.

Yup, she's a real hardass

She does nothing half-ass.

I'd rather sit around with a thumb up my ass.

She got this far because her mom put a foot in her ass.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

While the paint on swim suits had some artistic merit, Samantha was quickly becoming aware of a flaw.

 

[ZiprHead]

This career is a real pain in the ass.

Yup, she's a real hardass

She does nothing half-ass.

I'd rather sit around with a thumb up my ass.

She got this far because her mom put a foot in her ass.

Winner.

 

[Gospel]

Thanks!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Despite their hard efforts to find otherwise, they were able to confirm that the sign that read "No Outlet" was literally accurate.

 

[Wiploc]

[apparently, I'm back]

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The new "stealth swimming pool" concept is intended to fly under the tax man's radar.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Dazed and confused, the one thing Carl was certain of was that he was never going to mix pop rocks and soda again.

 

[Gospel]

Dazed and confused, the one thing Carl was certain of was that he was never going to mix pop rocks and soda again.

Was trying to wait but holly shit is that funny. Winner

Edit: In fucking tears man. Good shit

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Arizona Audit team wore special outfits that would make it possible to render competent auditing officials for future use.

 

[Elixir]

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After blast year's bruising, this year Harold made sure his attire was compliant with St Patrick's Day tradition.

 

[Tigers!]

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The Arizona Audit team wore special outfits that would make it possible to render competent auditing officials for future use.

The WHO approved, COVID-safe work cafeteria

 

[SLD]

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Fuck Trump, and fuck you for voting for him!

 

[ideologyhunter]

The Trump Autopsy team gives up after a three-week search for a soul.

 

[ZiprHead]

Billy Joel just isn't bringing in the crowds like he used to.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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After blast year's bruising, this year Harold made sure his attire was compliant with St Patrick's Day tradition.

Whoops. Sorry folks, out of town, forgot. This wins.

 

[Elixir]

After blast year's bruising, this year Harold made sure his attire was compliant with St Patrick's Day tradition.

Whoops. Sorry folks, out of town, forgot. This wins.

Thank you!
Caption this:

 

[Atheos]

"Well, it's kind of like Pinocchio, I guess," she explained, "But instead of my nose growing it just spasms. It's happened so much lately my face seems to have gotten stuck like this."

 

[ZiprHead]

"These facts taste terrible."

 

[SLD]

After blast year's bruising, this year Harold made sure his attire was compliant with St Patrick's Day tradition.

Whoops. Sorry folks, out of town, forgot. This wins.

Thank you!
Caption this:

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Hmmm. Trump’s sperm isn’t as tasty as I thought it would be.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The next few moments after she said "I really think Donald Trump won the election" were very hard as she bravely fought the urge to break out in hysterical laughter.