Wiploc
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But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...
"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations."
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"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations."
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Thomas II
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I... um... wait... What the hell???
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The beginning of Orchid Hand’s tragic origin story.
Thomas II
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Let them eat cake...
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I think she ate his.
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BTW, I didn't say "Let them eat cake" because she is fatter than he is. I would not make a joke about that.
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...
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Since that was precisely my thought…
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E, I was responding to #14.729 by ZiprHead not to your picture, which was fine...My bad, I should have answered directly to his post...
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That really wasn't supposed to be an entry but... a win is a win.
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"Anyway, I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I took the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. To take the ferry cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
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Where is Simon of Cyrene when you need him...