Caption Contest

[Wiploc]

But Hyzer is not available so....moving this along...

"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations."

 

[bilby]

US politicians have always been entirely found on the right.

 

[Thomas II]

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

WINNER

 

[Elixir]

Thanks! Now, caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

I... um... wait... What the hell???

 

[Gospel]

I told the lensman to capture the landscape. Not sure why he chose this spot.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The beginning of Orchid Hand’s tragic origin story.

 

[Thomas II]

Let them eat cake...

 

[ZiprHead]

Let them eat cake...

I think she ate his.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"She's going to eat me on the honeymoon, isn't she."

 

[Thomas II]

BTW, I didn't say "Let them eat cake" because she is fatter than he is. I would not make a joke about that.
I was saying "let them eat their wedding cake..." I think she's a beautiful woman...

 

[Elixir]

I... um... wait... What the hell???

Since that was precisely my thought…
WINNER!!

 

[Thomas II]

E, I was responding to #14.729 by ZiprHead not to your picture, which was fine...My bad, I should have answered directly to his post...

 

[ZiprHead]

That really wasn't supposed to be an entry but... a win is a win.

 

[Elixir]

Call the number on your screen, NOW!!

 

[Gospel]

Watching Fox News on January 6th like....

 

[ZiprHead]

@Gospel You crack me up. Winner!

 

[Gospel]

Ok, Caption this

 

[ZiprHead]

"Anyway, I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I took the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. To take the ferry cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."

 

[Thomas II]

Where is Simon of Cyrene when you need him...