Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Spoiler

 

[Keith&Co.]

When Godzilla comes to town to visit relatives.

Aside from the contest, maybe we could start naming hurricanes after kaiju? Just one a year.
A thousand years from now, "Dude, i thought movie monsters were fiction!"
"They were."
"No, i found this record! Serious journalism, several competing platforms, all talking about how Godzilla fucked up the Texas coast!"
"It's bullshit. April Fuels or whatever that tradition was."
"No! They quote TRUMP saying 'Godzilla's damage wasn't as bad as the meedia describes.'!"
"..........Fuck me, it's real...."

 

[Bomb#20]

Just an old fashioned love song

 

[Tigers!]

Just waiting for the devil and his banjo

 

[Elixir]

Johnny thought he had beaten the Devil, not realizing that both he and his fiddle had been … uh … transformed.

 

[SLD]

Johnny thought he had beaten the Devil, not realizing that both he and his fiddle had been … uh … transformed.

Ok. Winner!

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
Caption this sweet guy:

 

[Tigers!]

What's your star sign baby?

 

[Elixir]

What's your star sign baby?

Amid the competitive tumult, @Tigers! emerges as the WINNER!

 

[Tigers!]

Always pleasing when your entry just stands out from the crowd.
Tuck in to this

 

[jonatha]

Swiss Army MRE utensils

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Is that metric?

 

[Wiploc]

Swiss Army MRE utensils

The MRE (meals ready to eat) are only one step down from the MPE (meals possible to eat).

 

[Thomas II]

Watch it! The spoons are up to something...

 

[ZiprHead]

If it ain't Snap-On it ain't worth eating with it.

 

[bilby]

How many times must I tell you? Don't bolt your food!

 

[Tigers!]

Some good entries - Very hard to go pass the beloved swiss army reference.
But Bilby reminding me of my mum & grandmum gets the chokkies this time.

You go girl.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Dumbass, the 5 mm goes to the right of the 10 mm.

Home Improvement and Downton Abbey crossover

 

[bilby]

Some good entries - Very hard to go pass the beloved swiss army reference.
But Bilby reminding me of my mum & grandmum gets the chokkies this time.

You go girl.

Thank you! Try this one:

 

[Thomas II]

Some good entries - Very hard to go pass the beloved swiss army reference.
But Bilby reminding me of my mum & grandmum gets the chokkies this time.

You go girl.

Thank you! Try this one:
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No,no,no! I ordered the Chicken tikka masala, not a double curry bus!!!