Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Sorry, I can't resist! This pic is a classic. ...

AAAAH! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the thread....

Good morning madam, we're from The Church of Latter Day Saints, we would like to bless your house if we may!

Oh, wait. Black macaque mormons...
I see what you did, there.

 

[Keith&Co.]

When the kids had to wear safety helmets because they might hit their head against water....that's when we stopped going to theme parks.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I was just thinking, if a black guy did this, he'd probably get shot.

 

[Jayjay]

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Event organizers for the Caveman Triathlon were at a loss to explain why they couldn't nail down a TV contract.

You win. Take it away.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

You win. Take it away.

Resisting the urge to charge Keith ten bucks to not re-use the monkey photo.

Let's try this one:

 

[gmbteach]

You win. Take it away.

Resisting the urge to charge Keith ten bucks to not re-use the monkey photo.

Let's try this one:

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I am not looking, seriously I am NOT looking... OH FUCK IT.. Who could resist such a gorgeous DRESS!!!!!

 

[Thomas II]

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[Keith&Co.]

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Wow...they really ARE golden....

 

[angelo]

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Geesus H Christ! Look at that cleavage!!!!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER: >24 hours

I am not looking, seriously I am NOT looking... OH FUCK IT.. Who could resist such a gorgeous DRESS!!!!!

Take it away gmbteach!

 

[gmbteach]

WINNER: >24 hours

I am not looking, seriously I am NOT looking... OH FUCK IT.. Who could resist such a gorgeous DRESS!!!!!

Take it away gmbteach!

Thanks Thomas II

Try this one on for size:

 

[OLDMAN]

Why cats don't normally join the rat race...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Tom decides that today, Jerry's not going to defeat him with an ironing board or a hammer propped on a windowsill.

Today, this shit is officially getting real.

 

[angelo]

Damn, missed the dog again!

 

[Veritass]

Damn it, Fluffy! We need more speed. Push the long, skinny pedal!

 

[gmbteach]

Tom decides that today, Jerry's not going to defeat him with an ironing board or a hammer propped on a windowsill.

Today, this shit is officially getting real.

Damn, missed the dog again!

Both of these made me LOL. Keith&Co for bringing back childhood memories and Angelo - cos it just fits..

First to post takes it.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Both of these made me LOL. Keith&Co for bringing back childhood memories a

'Kay.
Thanx.

Um...

 

[TV and credit cards]

I just got this mental image of me doing this.


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I can't see! I can't see!

 

[Keith&Co.]

When you say 'doing this,' do you mean assuming that position or dating that performer?

 

[OLDMAN]

If evolution was real, this would have happened ages ago...